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		<title>Matt Cutts Tells Mumbai Indians To Post Funny Pictures Up On Blogs And Websites</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 04:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Matt Cutts has told the people in Mumbai that they need to start posting up funny pictures on blogs and websites to start to begin solving their big new unemployment problem. It was something Mr. Cutts told people to do &#8230; <a href="http://jackbewildered.com/2012/05/06/matt-cutts-tells-mumbai-indians-to-post-funny-pictures-up-on-blogs-and-websites/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Matt Cutts has told the people in Mumbai that they need to start posting up funny pictures on blogs and websites to start to begin solving their big new unemployment problem. It was something Mr. Cutts told people to do before, but now some people think maybe he was serious about the funny picture idea when he told us about that, “If you see a funny picture post it on your blog…you can get a lot of links very quickly”. It&#8217;s something the article about <a title="Google Penguin" href="http://www.affiliatetemple.com/google-penguin-creates-mass-unemployment-in-india/">Google&#8217;s Penguin Creating Mass Unemployment In Mumbai India</a> told us about, too, by reminding us about it when it said that Matt Cutts told everybody one day about that:</p>
<p>&#8220;If you see a funny picture post it on your blog…you can get a lot of links very quickly&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://jackbewildered.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Funny-Picture-Link-Plan.png"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1113" title="Funny Picture - Please Link To My Funny Picture Here" src="http://jackbewildered.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Funny-Picture-Link-Plan.png" alt="Funny Picture - Please Link To My Funny Picture Here" width="571" height="417" /></a></p>
<h3>Maybe we should and can agree that it bears repeating as many times as we can about the idea, that &#8220;If you see a funny picture post it on your blog…you can get a lot of links very quickly&#8221;. Note from me (Jack) about the idea from Mr. Cutts &#8211; if you are worried about copyright infringement, probably just post the funny picture anyhow and get the links, because they come so much faster than some DMCA notice you might sometimes get, so if you have to take down the funny picture it&#8217;s OK because now you already got the links anyhow.</h3>
<h3><strong>Google Webmaster Guidelines About Funny Pictures</strong></h3>
<p>Now what I can do for us is to find out from Mr. Cutts what the funny picture should be and whether if it can be too funny for it to count for good quality content in the Google search box results. Also, I don&#8217;t know which ones Mr. Cutts will think are funny and whether or not the algorithm will say some of the links from other people aren&#8217;t funny enough to be real links to the funny picture that I or maybe it could be you that we put on our website or our blog, too.</p>
<h3><strong>Is More Than One Funny Picture OK To Do?</strong></h3>
<p>Probably most of you already thought up about the idea of putting a bunch of funny pictures on the blog to see if you can get more links that way, because so far we don&#8217;t know which ones are the good quality funny pictures that makes the links that Google loves. I don&#8217;t know about it yet though, because maybe it will be getting penalized for some sort of funny-picture stuffing that makes everything backfire on us and then we are back to square one again. And also, we don&#8217;t know which funny picture is getting which links.</p>
<h3><strong>Funny Picture Link Acquisition Test Model Theory From Me</strong></h3>
<p>I was thinking first that maybe we could find out about which are the best funny pictures by doing some sort of testing about them. So maybe what we can do is divide the funny pictures into different pages with some sort of &#8211; and then do the process of elimination idea like <a title="Jerry West SEO" href="http://blog.seorevolution.com/2012/04/26/getting-your-ass-kicked-by-google-you-arent-alone/">Jerry West SEO</a> does with his test domains for figuring out which are the funny pictures with the good high-humor links and which ones are not good for the Google search engine. I like the Jerry West type humor-link analysis planning because then I can make sure I don&#8217;t get one of the penalties we get for having too many of the same funny picture all across the same website domain.</p>
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		<title>Disturbing News About Jack Handy And Deep Thoughts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 21:15:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not too many days ago from today I got the question about if somebody named Jack Handy is maybe my neighbor. It made some sense to me because when I decided to think about it I remembered somebody named Jack &#8230; <a href="http://jackbewildered.com/2012/03/03/disturbing-news-about-jack-handy-and-deep-thoughts/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not too many days ago from today I got the question about if somebody named Jack Handy is maybe my neighbor. It made some sense to me because when I decided to think about it I remembered somebody named Jack living on my street, but when I did more of the research about it I found out that it was just me I was thinking about.</p>
<p>But it made me want to find out more about the Jack Handy person who&#8217;s not living on my street right now. And what I found out is something disturbing about something he made called &#8220;Deep Thoughts&#8221; which probably I should go ahead and tell you about so you don&#8217;t fall for his ideas and can go to the source instead.</p>
<p>I found out that Mr. Handy stole the ideas from a man named Luke who put something that looks too much like the Deep Thoughts ideas when he wrote down this one:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?  How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye…&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>At first I thought it must be one of the ones from Deep Thoughts, By Jack Handy because it made me think of too many of the Deep Thoughts books I found out about in the bookstore and library.</p>
<p>But I couldn&#8217;t find it in any of those books, so I wanted to warn people about it and maybe notify Deputy Attorney General of The United States Eric Holder to see if many of the other Deep Thoughts items need to be reviewed and probably confiscated before too much damage is done.</p>
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		<title>Unboxing Of Stupid MacBook Air &#8211; The Musical</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 23:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I mentioned about problems with the Mac products before when I told people about: Lack of anti-invisibility defenses too common in MacApple products Big MacBook Air problems for you if you get one If you forgot about all the problems, &#8230; <a href="http://jackbewildered.com/2012/02/04/unboxing-of-stupid-macbook-air-the-musical/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I mentioned about problems with the Mac products before when I told people about:</p>
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<li><a title="Lack Of Anti-Invisibility Defenses For MacApple Products" href="http://jackbewildered.com/2010/09/12/my-blog-is-making-things-invisible-i-am-trying-to-fix-that-ok/">Lack of anti-invisibility defenses</a> too common in MacApple products</li>
<li>Big MacBook Air problems for you if you get one</li>
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<p>If you forgot about all the problems, maybe you can watch the first video right here below before enjoying the musical version.</p>
<p><object width="640" height="480" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AOAUI0s8zOE?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="640" height="480" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AOAUI0s8zOE?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" allowFullScreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" /></object></p>
<p>Also, nobody made a musical about them, so it&#8217;s something I decided I can help fix for Apple.</p>
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		<title>Impartial Legal Analysis About Golan V. Holder</title>
		<link>http://jackbewildered.com/2012/01/27/impartial-legal-analysis-about-golan-v-holder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 05:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I went about to first find out about that the U.S. Supreme Court wanted to give KinderConcert kids reprieve from having to listen to Peter And The Wolf by getting rid of it out of the public domain a &#8230; <a href="http://jackbewildered.com/2012/01/27/impartial-legal-analysis-about-golan-v-holder/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I went about to first find out about that the U.S. Supreme Court wanted to give KinderConcert kids reprieve from having to listen to Peter And The Wolf by getting rid of it out of the public domain a person named Lanna told me how probably it would open up the floodgates of composers making new pieces for children learning about the orchestra. But when I read something called amicus briefs for defendants none of them submitted new music for helping the children learn about orchestra instruments which probably would have made the case go faster and because of Lawrence Golan having to go about with his orchestra to practice the new amicus brief orchestra music for children.</p>
<p>It was a bad move for the defendants I think and when they listen to my video about the case, they probably will hear my musical hints about how they messed up their chance to win the case so much faster and stop the people from flooding up YouTube with Peter And The Wolf Songs. Probably they thought about that they can&#8217;t combine their amicus-briefing with the slam-dunk case-winning music to solve their case fast and make Mr. Golan have to learn new music, but now they can know about how wrong they were:</p>
<p><object width="420" height="315" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xX54TPK3Ay8?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="420" height="315" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xX54TPK3Ay8?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" allowFullScreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" /></object></p>
<p>In <a title="Oral arguments for Golan v. Holder" href="http://www.oyez.org/cases/2010-2019/2011/2011_10_545" target="_blank">Oral arguments</a>  there was a bunch of mumbo-jumbo about Copyright law, international treaties, and public domain, orphans, and Jimi Hendrix, which at first made some sense to me, but eventually I was able to get completely confused about whatever everybody was talking about and found out that watching the <a title="Amicus Brief People On YouTube" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuzO2XHb9lE">amicus-brief people on YouTube</a> wasn&#8217;t helping either.</p>
<p>Also, I was able to figure out from reading things about Copyright, The #1 Amendment, International Law, and anything I could try to stumble onto over the internet about Copying things that figuring out about Copyright is too hard for me, so I better just make new things and also tell everyone else to do it too or maybe to ask Justice Ginsburg before they make something from something else or maybe from things they think are OK to use for making things.</p>
<p>So many people were too worried about <a title="SOPA/PIPA" href="http://saltydroid.info/stop-online-plagiarism-act/">SOPA/PIPA</a> and &#8220;<a title="What's Next?" href="http://www.thenation.com/article/165901/after-battle-against-sopa-whats-next" target="_blank">what&#8217;s next</a>&#8220;, but if we all just go onto make new things and never try to share them or make other people see them, feel, or hear them, then we can all be OK and save the internet and prosper onto forever.</p>
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		<title>The Partial Encyclopedia Sales Person</title>
		<link>http://jackbewildered.com/2012/01/05/the-partial-encyclopedia-sales-person/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 16:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>GoAnimate.com</strong>: by <a href="http://goanimate.com/go/user/0d3_vq8-yo-k?utm%5Fsource=embed" target="_blank">JackBewildered</a><br />
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<p>Like it? Create your own at <a href="http://goanimate.com/?utm%5Fsource=embed"><strong>GoAnimate.com</strong></a>. It&#8217;s free and fun!</p>
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